Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we… — American Dad
Fox, Minks, Gators; That's necessary. Accessories? My closet's a pet cemetery. — Camron
I'ma beast. You a pet. — Young Money
For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come… — Master Splinter
Almost every night I have a dream where one of my pet snakes eats all those boys in Hanson. — Slash
I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary. — Ramones
I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery. — The Ramones
I don't need to fantasize. You are my pet all the time. — Godsmack
Wife and kids household pet. Army green was no safe bet. The bullets scream to me from somewhere. — Alice In Chains
Gyal a send threat, send threat Seh dem wah fi ketch me inna dem net. Ketch me inna dem net dem wah fi have me… — Mavado
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits… — Billy Madison
Fi pet and pamper like bab.y From yuh know sey yuh look good. Yes an yuh smell good. Hotti gal wave yuh han show mi. — Mad Cobra
I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those… — Patrick Stump
Man no pet lion dat mean we can't tame. One thing is our desire one thing is our aim. — Capleton
Fo fo Bulldog, my motherfuckin pet, I point it at you and tell that motherfucker fetch — Lil Wayne
Im a beast you pet aka long neck keep sweat — Young Money
Money is my pet peeve, give me hourly if there is none at all, than Im pissed off. I listen to Rick Ross and I… — Unknown Author
Bhat KHALE PET bhoRE.. ALL shd nkw dat — Unknown Author
A Girlfriend is like a pet Anaconda. When you feed it, and give it plenty of love and attention, it loves you back. When you… — Unknown Author
I got a house on my neck, my Panamera my pet. We bought ringside seats, and got a brick I can pet. — Rick Ross
The use of the gerneic second person when one is clearly referring to oneself is quite possibly my biggest language pet peeve. Examples I've heard… — Unknown Author
Wow us pups are smart cttrreis aint we. I hope I would be brave enuf to do sumfing like that four my hu-mans if I… — Unknown Author
A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… — Jimmy Fallon
One of my biggest pet peeves? People who don't use their blinker. Seriously. — Sarah Hyland
I love so many wonderful artists, I love Adele. I think Adele is wonderful and I'm so excited at the success she has had over… — Lady Gaga

Who Wrote These Pet Quotes

609 authors contributed a total of 823 Pet Quotes, led by these top contributors: