Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to… — Ilona Andrews
Magnus had often thought of getting a pet, but he had never considered acquiring a sullen teenage vampire. Once Raphael was gone, he thought, he… — Cassandra Clare
Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. — George Carlin
To feed men and not to love them is to treat them as if they were barnyard cattle. To love them and not respect them… — Mencius
To be a successful coach you should be and look prepared. You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two… — Red Auerbach
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. — Max Eastman
Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? — Paul Shaffer
The same regions of the brain light up when someone touches their smartphone as when they touch a family member or a pet. — Matt Cohler
In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. — David Harsanyi
I could never date a guy with a pet snake. — Genesis Rodriguez
Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals… — Paul Watson
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. — Tabatha Coffey
I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people… — Jodi Kantor
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. — Ogden Nash
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. — Rodney Dangerfield
I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying… — Wilbur Wright
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his… — Frederick Pollock
I love cats. — Dick Van Patten
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is… — James Thurber
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then. — John Bacon
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine
I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a… — Chris Pratt
My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it… — Maggie Stiefvater
My grief lies all within, And these external manners of lament Are merely shadows to the unseen grief That swells with silence in the tortured… — William Shakespeare
Cats don't like change without their consent. — Roger Caras

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