Pants Quotes

824 quotes by 604 authors

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey
A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track. — Unknown Author
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange.… — Jarvis Cocker
We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make… — Ade Edmondson
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a… — Bette Midler
I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you… — Gilda Radner
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants — David Copperfield
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi
Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants. — Andy Biersack
I think thereâ€™s a lot of threshold weeping. Like, am I doing this? Am I really wearing this out in the world? My daughter is… — Heidi Julavits
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy. — Heidi Klum
In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while… — Rainn Wilson
Whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour or a listening party with Pusha T or in Rome with Virgil (Abloh, his style adviser) giving… — Kanye West
I'd need a good reason to drop my pants — Unknown Author
When we give up dieting, we take back something we were often too young to know we had given away: our own voice. Our ability… — Geneen Roth
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants. — Eliza Dushku
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

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