Pants Quotes

824 quotes by 604 authors

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come… — Unknown Author
I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. — Hilary Swank
The unpadded shoulders, the three-buttoned long and boxy coat, the too-short, thin pants, and the thin ties with striped buttoned shirts in dark colors-well, I… — Fred Astaire
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time. — Jai Rodriguez
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon. — Buzz Aldrin
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On… — Clark Gable
I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over. — Katharine Hepburn
Why would people spend good money to have my pants? — Shawn Ashmore
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four… — Jessica Simpson
There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnâ€™t get to it. â€œI gotta go… — Jim Gaffigan
Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had… — Dylan McDermott
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. — Elizabeth Taylor
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day… — Zooey Deschanel
Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants, the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I… — Aaliyah
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops… — Billy Crystal
I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly… — Cheryl Ladd
T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night. — Rebecca Romijn
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear… — Eva Mendes

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