Pants Quotes

824 quotes by 604 authors

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry… — Dennis Miller
I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit, and black tie. — Pierre Cardin
Whether we know it or not, we transmit the presence of everyone we have ever known, as though by being in each other's presence we… — Natalie Goldberg
I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my… — Robert Pattinson
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. — Mary Heaton Vorse
Comrades, just as the earth, after a long drought, pants for rain, so the workers of the world pant for the end of the accursed… — Grigory Zinoviev
It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of… — Lena Dunham
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. — Mel Gibson
Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks… — P.J. O'Rourke
It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! — Stephen Coonts
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I didn't know how… — Sue Grafton
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. — Robert Breault
You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till… — Muhammad Ali
A year from now, I could go away, and people might say, 'Gosh, what ever happened to that girl who never wore pants?' But how… — Lady Gaga
My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because… — Lady Gaga
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, — Jennifer Lawrence

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