Pants Quotes

824 quotes by 604 authors

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. — Kurt Angle
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a… — Judy Blundell
The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. — Jay Baer
It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone… — Casey Legler
Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and… — Ron Perlman
As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants. — Justin Townes Earle
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. — Thom Yorke
Iâ€™m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something Iâ€™ve struggled with my whole life, — Karlie Kloss
In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had… — Hank Aaron
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? — Leslie Nielsen
Already known as one of Americaâ€™s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision:… — Charles Harper Webb
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Unknown Author
I had carefully read the Balfour Declaration. I had familiarized myself with the history of the question of a Jewish homeland and the position of… — Harry S. Truman
He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. — Stephen King
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later. — Cody Lundin
It was summertime and I was in The Azores, hanging around the small village my parents are from. I was looking out on this very… — Nelly Furtado
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. — Chris Hadfield
Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants.Â An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer
In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance. — Phillis Wheatley

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