Pants Quotes
824 quotes by 604 authors
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You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
— Kurt Angle
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I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a…
— Judy Blundell
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The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now.
— Jay Baer
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It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone…
— Casey Legler
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Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and…
— Ron Perlman
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As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.
— Justin Townes Earle
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I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
— Thom Yorke
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I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life,
— Karlie Kloss
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In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had…
— Hank Aaron
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I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
— Leslie Nielsen
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Already known as one of America’s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision:…
— Charles Harper Webb
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St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants…
— Unknown Author
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I had carefully read the Balfour Declaration. I had familiarized myself with the history of the question of a Jewish homeland and the position of…
— Harry S. Truman
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He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.
— Stephen King
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I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
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If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
— Cody Lundin
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It was summertime and I was in The Azores, hanging around the small village my parents are from. I was looking out on this very…
— Nelly Furtado
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The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.
— Chris Hadfield
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Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and…
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance.
— Phillis Wheatley
Who Wrote These Pants Quotes
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