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- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
- The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
- It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species…
- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
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