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Over Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high…
- Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
- That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
- And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
- If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over…
- Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
- It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species…
- Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a…
- Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones,…
- Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.…
- Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it…
More Over Quotes
- Creation is not a property, which we can rule over at will; or, even less, is the property of only a few:… — Pope Francis
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- When I immersed myself in prayer and united myself with all the Masses that were being celebrated all over the world at… — Mary Faustina Kowalska
- When it reaches a blockage, water find the easiest path around the blockage, or it continues to assemble, and flows over the… — Frederick Lenz
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- The Israeli lobby has clout in the U.S., which means that re-arranging the region and controlling its resources one way or another,… — Bashar al-Assad
- Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too. — Marcus Aurelius