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- I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from!
- Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me.
- Text your woman right now out the blue and ask her does she ever think about killing you. If she says NO, she ain't the…
- Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed.
- Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
- If you listen closely to your body while you're working out, you can hear the calories singing Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
- Some of you unfollowed me for being childish and now my tweets will be RTed on your timeline. HAHAHAHAHA!! *sticks tongue out*
- Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and went out. You're…
- I'm not starting over with someone new, I wanna work it out with who I'm in love with.
- Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
- If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out which one.
- Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery.
- Just found out there are websites other than twitter.
- I wish there was a way to find out someone's IQ before talking to them.
- For Men... Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing.
- Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there somewhere
- Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral.
- Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.
- Always listen to both sides of the story. Its usually the ones you believed, who turn out to be the biggest liars.
- If your out and your girl asks Where are you? randomly, don't lie. Chances are she knows where you are and wants to see if…
- I hate it when you have a conversation planned out in your head and the other person doesn't follow the rules.
- Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.
- Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
- Eunuch: What you do when the doorbell is out of order
- I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out
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