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One Quotes by Bill Maher
- God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of…
- Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying…
- Do you think if it was the fairy tale about a man who lived inside of a whale and it was religion that Jack built…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be…
- The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like…
- And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racism. To…
- One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
- What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?
- The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't…
- The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this…
- The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal.
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
- New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s…
More One Quotes
- In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. — Hannah Arendt
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt