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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
— Erma Bombeck
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I’m sorry, you just remind me of someone. (Rose) Old boyfriend? (Gallagher) No, my great-grandfather. (Rose) That’s not particularly flattering. I thought…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.
— Richelle Mead
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Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "…
— Richelle Mead
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But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike…
— Charles Frazier
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Does she still love you?" "I don't think so," Magnus said dryly. "She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her.…
— Cassandra Clare
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I need a cute 13-15 yr old boyfriend I feel lonely messege me if ya guys need a cowgirl. my pics on…
— Cowgirl_haley00
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I'm gonna call up that old boyfriend you said still has it bad for me.
— Kellie Pickler
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She calling, she texting, she's falling, but lemme explain. Gotta tell your old boyfriend skate, girl, 'cause a nigga don't play them…
— J. Cole
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