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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body…
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I think I've always had a 40-year-old body, and now that I'm actually there I'm like, 'Hey, pretty good, huh?'
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Patch up thine old body for heaven.
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I saw that worrying had come to nothing and gave it up. And took my old body and went out into the…
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Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
— Erma Bombeck
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Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think…
— Drew Curtis
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Death is the best healing of all, so try not to worry about it. When we die, that's the final, permanent healing.…
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How can you be sure?" "I'm a doctor, Jenna. And a scientist." "Does that make you an authority on everything? What about…
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I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.
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Scott is always complimentary. He loved my post-baby body, but I think hes excited Im getting my old body back too. I…
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