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Old Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to…
- The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
- Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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