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Old Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are…
- I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
- As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
- What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
- Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
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