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- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you…
- When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on…
- That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's…
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