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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely … The indoctrination that…
— Rick Santorum
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If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that…
— Robert Mugabe
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It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yeah, this is expected…
— Conan O'Brien
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So, President Obama wants to change America. I understand that. We dont need to change America. We need to change the White…
— Mario Diaz-Balart
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I came to this country when I was 12 years old because my parents wanted to give me new opportunities to succeed.…
— Cristina Saralegui
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Well, the taxes that everyone else is paying are supporting lots of programs that were in place prior to Obama's new spending.…
— Dinesh D'Souza
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If Mr. Obama wants to get things done, he must recognize that in Washington only the president has the power to make…
— Ari Fleischer
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Obama wants to be thought of as the president who freed us from foreign oil. But if he doesn't show some political…
— Jeff Goodell
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I am opposed to Obama's efforts to destroy the American economy. I'm opposed to Obama's efforts to so-called fix the health care…
— Rush Limbaugh
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Obama wants people, as many people as he can get, covered by the government, exchanges, however you want to phrase it, and…
— Rush Limbaugh
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Obama wants to take the individual small business tax to 44 percent, and the corporate rate - he says - down to…
— Grover Norquist
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President Obama wants to put free enterprise on trial.
— Mitt Romney
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