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Nose Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check…
- People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose.
- If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited
- This guy on his bike next to me was insulting me by picking his nose, so I gave him the middle finger. We're cool now.
- If your nose doesn't bleed after masturbating you fuckers are doing it wrong.
- I bet if I punch you in the nose, other people's business would come out.
- I blow my nose 10 time a day, if my nose were my penis I'd be in heaven.
- Before Facebook, I would have to punch people in the nose to deny their friend requests.
More Nose Quotes
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big… — David Attenborough
- It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to know in what direction to point that… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. — Cyrano de Bergerac
- This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and… — Cyrano de Bergerac
- If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe… — Josh Billings
- Always, always powder your T-zone and the lines going from your nose down around your mouth so you don't look like a… — Gisele Bundchen
- I'll never forget the day when a woman came up to me and said, 'No, you could never be on a magazine… — Gisele Bundchen
- But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I… — Carol Burnett
- Science fiction let me do both. It let me look into science and stick my nose in everywhere. — Octavia Butler
- What Romantic terminology called genius or talent or inspiration is nothing other than finding the right road empirically, following one's nose, taking… — Italo Calvino
- Put your nose into the Bible everyday. It is your spiritual food. And then share it. Make a vow not to be… — Kirk Cameron
- I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want… — Adam Carolla