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- An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet
- My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman
- If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all… — Jean Kerr
- Every year, there is a new diet that all the celebs or housewives are trying. We all want the perfect diet or… — Marissa Jaret Winokur
- In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new diet and/or… — Arabella Weir
- I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja
- She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick. — Bring Me The Horizon
- I'm on a new diet, it's called the vodka diet and I'm doing great. I've lost 3 days this week! — Nishan Panwar