New Diet Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet
• My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman
• If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving… — Jean Kerr
• Every year, there is a new diet that all the celebs or housewives are trying. We all want the perfect diet or the perfect pill.… — Marissa Jaret Winokur
• In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new diet and/or exercise regime that… — Arabella Weir
• I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja
• She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick. — Bring Me The Horizon
• I'm on a new diet, it's called the vodka diet and I'm doing great. I've lost 3 days this week! — Nishan Panwar

Who Wrote These New Diet Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 New Diet Quotes as follows:

• 1 New Diet Quote by Irv Kupcinet
• 1 New Diet Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 New Diet Quote by Jean Kerr
• 1 New Diet Quote by Marissa Jaret Winokur
• 1 New Diet Quote by Arabella Weir
• 1 New Diet Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 New Diet Quote by Bring Me The Horizon
• 1 New Diet Quote by Nishan Panwar