New Diet Quotes
8 quotes by 8 authors
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
— Irv Kupcinet
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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
— Henny Youngman
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving…
— Jean Kerr
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Every year, there is a new diet that all the celebs or housewives are trying. We all want the perfect diet or the perfect pill.…
— Marissa Jaret Winokur
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In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new diet and/or exercise regime that…
— Arabella Weir
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I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties.
— Nikhil Saluja
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She starts her new diet, of liquor and dick, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick.
— Bring Me The Horizon
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I'm on a new diet, it's called the vodka diet and I'm doing great. I've lost 3 days this week!
— Nishan Panwar
Who Wrote These New Diet Quotes
8 authors contributed a total of 8 New Diet Quotes as follows: