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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
— Erma Bombeck
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Thou shalt never wash my feet.
— John the Apostle
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The Scythians take kannabis seed, creep in under the felts, and throw it on the red-hot stones. It smolders and sends up…
— Herodotus
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It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain,…
— Unknown Author
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I never wash my hair the night before an event - I call it second day hair, and it holds better.
— Debby Ryan
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Jem gave a reasonable description of Boo: Boo was about six-and-a-half feet tall, judging from his tracks; he dined on raw squirrels…
— Harper Lee
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Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.
— Meg Cabot
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In this business, you can never wash the dinner dishes and say they are done. You have to keep doing them constantly.
— Mary Wells Lawrence
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Waves are like memories , but instead they never wash away
— Shaquille Solomon
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Raindrops from heaven would never wash away my tears neither the fire from hell would dry it it always waits for someone…
— Appus
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Pains.....!!! They only can be hide under a beautiful smile.... But never wash away with the tears of every nights...
— Ritu Ghatourey
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