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Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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The mania started with insomnia and not eating and being driven, driven to find an apartment, driven to see everybody, driven to…
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The eye of prudence may never shut.
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I happen to love working in cinema, but the theater is always there... you know, and I would never shut the door…
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A gardener is never shut out from his garden, wherever he may be. Its comfort never fails. Though the city may close…
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A Communist must never be opinionated or domineering, thinking that he is good in everything while others are good in nothing; he…
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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I still sing every day - in the shower or on the set all day. I'm sure everyone will tell you that…
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You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut…
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I'm always doing something. I never shut my brain off.
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The doors of wisdom are never shut.
— Benjamin Franklin
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She remembered, as every sensible person does, that you should never never shut yourself up in a wardrobe.
— C.S. Lewis
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I want to taste and glory in each day, and never be afraid to experience pain; and never shut myself up in…
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