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If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over…

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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.
There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have…
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star…
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore.…

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If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will… — Stephen Colbert
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Just finished listening my first song of Justin Beiber. If anyone needs anything I'll be in the closet. — Nikhil Saluja

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