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Name Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it.
- LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;
- FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
- So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?
- Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was wrong with that…
- How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society…
- Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running,…
- You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.
- You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back and see how…
- You can piss your name in snow? I can piss mine in concrete.
- I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name is not God?
- Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot.
- PHARMACY NOTIFICATION as of JULY 2013 viagra will only be available under its chemical name.Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
- If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.
- If I forgot your name, I'll wait for someone else to say it first.
- Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius.
- I'm going to name my son 'Nobody' and then when people say 'nobody's perfect', he will hug me and tell me how clever I am.
More Name Quotes
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- Grant me the treasure of sublime poverty: permit the distinctive sign of our order to be that it does not possess anything… — Francis of Assisi
- Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of Jesus, because… — Teresa of Avila
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles
- If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects… — Gaston Bachelard
- For my name and memory I leave to men's charitable speeches, and to foreign nations and the next ages. — Francis Bacon
- It's true that I don't rearrange that much in the fiction, but I feel if you change even one name or the… — Nicholson Baker
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- Models now need to promote themselves, think like businesswomen and diversify their careers by doing other things. Chances are very slim that… — Tyra Banks
- I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make… — Joey Lauren Adams
- Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought,… — Lynda Barry