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My Friends Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.
- Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them
- I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.
- My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That, my friends, is…
- I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live in my pants.
- My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer.
More My Friends Quotes
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.' — Lauren Bacall
- I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year… — Red Adair
- My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them. — David Bailey
- I didn't have a job because nobody would hire me. My friends were getting hired, and I couldn't even get a job… — Tyra Banks
- It was hard to get guys to notice me, period, because I was so skinny and all my friends were curvy. Plus,… — Tyra Banks
- I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working,… — Drew Barrymore
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book… — Mario Batali
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I like looking nice, but I always put comfort over fashion. I don't find thin girls attractive; be happy and healthy. I've… — Adele