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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
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The satirical direction I have chosen is an indication of my disappointment in man, which is the opposite way of saying that…
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To my great disappointment, it appears that the politics of division are making a big comeback. Many Americans share my disappointment -…
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When Jo's conservative sister Meg says she must turn up her hair now that she is a "young lady," Jo shouts, "I'm…
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It will be as if I'd never existed, he'd promised me. I felt the smooth wooden floor beneath my knees, and then…
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However awful the storm of my disappointment, it's a response that belongs to me. It's my heart, after all. My territory, my…
— Helen Oyeyemi
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I always channeled what I felt emotionally into skiing - my insecurities, my anger, my disappointment. Skiing was always my outlet, and…
— Lindsey Vonn
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The 9/11 Commission recently released their report, citing important changes which need to be made to improve our nation's homeland security. I…
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