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My Boyfriend Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
- Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
- I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his…
- Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill…
- *A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B: Naaaaw *hugs* why?…
More My Boyfriend Quotes
- Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. — Christina Aguilera
- My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both… — Margaret Cho
- My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover… — Pamela Anderson
- My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody
- I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt. — Jennifer Aniston
- Will you pretend you're my boyfriend? — Patti Smith
- It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look… — Emma Watson
- Sometimes my boyfriend would write the lyrics and I would write the melody, and other times I would start from scratch. Or… — Carly Simon
- I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher
- I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton
- I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys… — Olivia Munn
- And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you… — Evan Rachel Wood