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Boyfriend Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
- Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
- Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He…
- I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his…
- Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill…
- *A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B: Naaaaw *hugs* why?…
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