"Baby mosquito comes back after first time of……" — Sheryne Brooks
"Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!"
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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
Sheryne Brooks has 42 quotes on this site.
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…
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I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body. It feels…
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'
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It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a…
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why…
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you…
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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