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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs,…
— Jo Brand
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I have zero desire, just so you know, to be in the limelight. I don't think it's good for the country to…
— George W. Bush
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Sometimes when I think how good my book can be, I can hardly breathe.
— Truman Capote
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People have one of two extreme reactions to my book. They either throw it across the room, or they rush out and…
— Louise Hay
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I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956 with my brothers and sisters and first cousins, I was only 16…
— John Lewis
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All the world knows me in my book, and my book in me.
— Michel de Montaigne
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Although my book is banned I am still allowed to go to China and travel. There is no longer the kind of…
— Jung Chang
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I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it…
— Dilys Laing
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[My Book] will endeavour to establish the principle[s] of reasoning in ... [geology]; and all my geology will come in as illustration…
— Charles Lyell
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Sport...teaches life's lessons. But there's no substitute, in my book, for education, because that gives you choice.
— Fiona Wood
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I want people to come away from my book with questions. Questions about virtue and goodness. Not answers.
— Veronica Roth
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Well, my book is written-let it go. But if it were only to write over again there wouldn't be so many things…
— Mark Twain
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