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- It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking…
- If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
- Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
- Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
- As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have…
- I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
- I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird,…
- I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
- If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this…
- I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
- More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let…
- Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out…
- Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
- I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.
- There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
- If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
- There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours…
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- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- The whole is more than the sum of its parts. — Aristotle