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- Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the…
- There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
- I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it
- It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species…
- The more you know, the sadder you get.
- There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
- ...why were you happier when you were a kid? Because you didn't know anything. The more you know, the sadder you get.
- Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence. — Aristotle