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Months Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months…
- A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months.
- If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.
- If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have?? A F*****G GOODYEAR!
- Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months.
- A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
- Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
- Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
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- Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. — Roseanne Barr