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Minute Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
- I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
- A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The…
- A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their…
- With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
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