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Mine Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do.
- You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
- Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter.
- Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.
- Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.
- Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,…
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- You can piss your name in snow? I can piss mine in concrete.
- If people suddenly leave me or give up on me without any reasons, its their Loss, not Mine..!!
- God gave women butt-holes for a reason, and that reason is for sex. Sorry ladies, they're Gods rules not mine.
- There are two sides to conversations. Mine and IDontGiveADamnAbout yours.
- I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of a guy's hand.…
- Your place or mine? Tell you what. I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
- The only time I'm ever in favor of abortion, is when the bitch says its mine.
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- Well begun is half done. — Aristotle
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- Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
- I have a buddy of mine who's a musician, and I play guitar and sing quite a bit with him. — Jensen Ackles
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana
- I do a job and am lucky enough to do a job that I love, but it is a hard one. I'm… — Javier Bardem
- Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words!… — Dave Barry
- Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere… — Mario Batali
- I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan base are… — Kate Beckinsale
- To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine. — Max Beerbohm
- As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick… — Buffalo Bill
- Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or… — Tony Blair