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- If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
- If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay
- If Men Got Pregnant: Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained
- If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete
- If Men Got Pregnant: All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men would be eager to talk about commitment
- If Men Got Pregnant: There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men wouldn't think twins were so cute
- If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Women would rule the world!
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- If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem — Nikhil Saluja
- If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay — Nikhil Saluja