Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

There's no need to legalize gay marriage. I have plenty of gay friends who are committed couples; some of them call themselves married, some don't,… — Orson Scott Card
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and… — Maria Bamford
I feel that gay people not being able to get married for generations, forever, meant that we came up with alternative ways of recognizing relationships.… — Rachel Maddow
There are several states where you can get married. But I think I can say without fear of contradiction, 'Paradise awaits.' We'll be happy to… — Neil Abercrombie
One day. my kids are gonna be like, 'What do you mean, gay people couldn't get married?' Just like most of my friends are black,… — Miley Cyrus
God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. And might I live to see thee married once, I… — William Shakespeare
Believe it or not, when we were first married, our combined monthly student loan bills were actually higher than our mortgage. — Michelle Obama
I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center… — Tom Hanks
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. — Chris Rock
My life has always been geared towards my career. If my life is complete in other ways then I don't mind being a 65-year-old spinster.… — Kylie Minogue
I don't know about bores. Maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They don't hurt anybody… — J D Salinger
I realized I loved you, and I didn't want to be married to somebody I didn't love. I wanted to be married to you. It… — Richard Ford
We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. — June Carter Cash
There's one fool at least in every married couple. — Henry Fielding
I feel there's so much pressure, especially for women, to declare what their life's going to be and what their career is, and are you… — Kristen Wiig
It is commonly supposed that the uniformity of a studious life affords no matter for narration: but the truth is, that of the most studious… — Samuel Johnson
I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and… — Maya Angelou
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more… — J.R.R. Tolkien
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. — Kin Hubbard
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. — Harold Robbins
Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced. — Herbert Spencer
I had fallen in love with a young man..., and we were planning to get married. And then he died of subacute bacterial endocarditis... Two… — Gertrude B. Elion
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E. W. Howe

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