Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years. — Elayne Boosler
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. — Alain de Botton
I think people want to get married to end their emotional uncertainty. In a way, they want to end powerful feelings, or certainly the negative… — Alain de Botton
Ireland is a great country to die or be married in. — Elizabeth Bowen
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the… — Jo Brand
Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing, but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very heart of Christian belief. — Dan Brown
Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television. — Rita Mae Brown
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. — Charles Bukowski
My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' — Sandra Bullock
Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living… — Sandra Bullock
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples… — Julie Burchill
An actress who has the gift of swaying the emotions of an audience, of compelling tribute of tears, or of moving the public to joyous… — Billie Burke
If you want to be certain, you should never get married. You should never change jobs. In fact, you might as well just stay home.… — Mark Burnett
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. — Barbara Bush
I would say, 'Go ask any couple that's been married for 30, 40, 50 years... It hasn't always been roses.' — Jason Aldean
I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt. — Sophia Bush
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. — Lord Byron
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. — Lord Byron
I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships. — Scott Caan
My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is… — Kirk Cameron
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But… — Joseph Campbell
I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I married British theater director Peter… — Leslie Caron
It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant… — Jim Carrey

Who Wrote These Married Quotes

1,836 authors contributed a total of 2,620 Married Quotes, led by these top contributors: