Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

I was married once before, and I stopped. — Marc Maron
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those… — Rodney Carrington
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic -… — Aries Spears
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married. — Jim Norton
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under… — Andy Rooney
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. — Frank Carson
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. — Gloria Steinem
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. — Helen Rowland
In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend.… — August Strindberg
When she would walk, it was like rhythm. The guys' heads would bounce, but I wouldn't look because I was married. — Angelo Dundee
I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. — Rob Ford
I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes. — Mark Fiore
My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can — Scott Baio
I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance… — Leonardo DiCaprio
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm supposed to be, I am an artist. Yes, I'm lonely. But I'm married to my loneliness. — Lady Gaga
I’m doing pretty well. If you don’t get married, you can’t get divorced. Why couldn’t we learn from the devastatingly low percentage of successful marriages… — Adam Levine
I would never have gotten married if it weren't for him. You have to want to be married to someone. You have to feel that reciprocated.… — Anne Hathaway
Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kids, but... how can you know somebody in four… — Tommy Lee
For the first time in my life, I want the right to get married. I've met somebody who meets the criteria of what I've always… — Kyan Douglas
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,… — Louis C. K.
To be married in our profession is not an easy thing. Theres too many beautiful people around, very interesting people. Its just a matter of… — Antonio Banderas
Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I… — Jenny McCarthy
It's so archaic. It's just, like, bizarre to me. I feel like in 10 or 15 years' time our children are going to look back… — Scarlett Johansson

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