Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

Don't be married to a line or verse if it can't rhyme, fit the meter, or doesn't fit the outline. — Margaret Atwood
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman
I married beneath me. All women do. — Nancy Astor
... you looked around and saw everybody either married or busy and happy and thinking and being creative, and you felt scared, sick, lethargic, worst… — Sylvia Plath
If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married? — Jonathan Freedland
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! — Patrice Leconte
We had a relationship that lasted 44 years. Herbert and I lived together 10 years before we were married. He always gave me a little… — Uta Hagen
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three… — Sue Townsend
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home… — Helen Rowland
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. — Johnny Carson
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. — Heather Locklear
Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven
It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. — C. Northcote Parkinson
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and… — Unknown Author
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. — Johnny Carson
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.… — Adam Ferrara
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash… — Jim Carrey
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men… — Tim Allen
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried
When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours! — George Lopez

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