"I'm going to get married again because I'm……" — Wendy Liebman
"I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff."
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16 Quotes by Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman has 16 quotes on this site.
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was…
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold…
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a…
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart,…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman,…
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My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the…
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More Get Married Quotes
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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married…
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People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience.
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If I am constantly working, my relationships fail. So at least now I can have enough time to write a…
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I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.
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I've been a tomboy my whole life. But then you get older, you get married, you soften up.
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You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing…
— Usain Bolt
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
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What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
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I think people want to get married to end their emotional uncertainty. In a way, they want to end powerful…
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My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.'
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Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at…
— Sandra Bullock
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If you want to be certain, you should never get married. You should never change jobs. In fact, you might…
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