"Is there a doctor in the house? My……" — Wendy Liebman
"Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you."
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16 Quotes by Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman has 16 quotes on this site.
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was…
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold…
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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a…
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart,…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman,…
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My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the…
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More Dating Quotes
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought…
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is…
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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
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I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we…
— Candice Bergen
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
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Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
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