"I found out why cats drink out of……" — Wendy Liebman
"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?"
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16 Quotes by Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman has 16 quotes on this site.
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was…
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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a…
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart,…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman,…
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My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the…
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More Cat Quotes
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
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Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,…
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a…
— Charles Baudelaire
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes…
— Scott Adams
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I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs…
— Kristen Bell
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I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.
— Ray Bradbury
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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs,…
— Elayne Boosler
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My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.
— Anthony Bourdain
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I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I…
— Anthony Bourdain
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