"I know you've been married to the same……" — Johnny Carson
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
—
Johnny Carson
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
-
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
-
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
-
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
-
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
-
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
-
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
-
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
-
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
See all 55 quotes by Johnny Carson »
More Been Quotes
This quote is filed under Been Quotes,
one of 43,316 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful.
— Aaliyah
-
It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has…
— Hannah Arendt
-
No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the…
— Hannah Arendt
-
Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I…
— Asia Argento
-
On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is…
— Hank Aaron
-
He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled.
— Aristotle
-
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
— Aristotle
-
Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for…
— Aristotle
-
Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for…
— Aristotle
-
I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just…
— Paul Auster
-
Stories in which the destruction of society occurs are explorations of social fears and issues that filmmakers, novelists, playwrights, painters…
— J. J. Abrams
-
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of…
— Richard Armour
See all 43,316 Been Quotes »