Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

I would have been happy to have waited till I was in my mid- to late-30s before I got married, but you don't choose when… — Natalie Imbruglia
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come… — Ed O'Neill
I think a lot of people are married to people that they're not romantic with anymore. I just didn't ever marry anybody that I then… — Cameron Diaz
I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough… — Kyra Sedgwick
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. — Archie Panjabi
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab.… — Janeane Garofalo
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. — John Oliver
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? — Stephen Colbert
I had seen Shawn Levy's movie just before, Just Married. And I think when I met him too, he's very smart and together and he's… — Piper Perabo
I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22. — James Marsden
When I first got married to my husband, he had boxes full of photos of my two stepsons, ages 5 and 8 at the time,… — Nancy O'Dell
No, I was never that kind of guy. I believed in true romance; one-night stands are always going to leave you feeling cold and empty.… — Channing Tatum
Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school. — Jordana Brewster
I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should marry… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships. — Elton John
I don't want to be married. I'm very happy with a civil partnership. If gay people want to get married, or get together, they should… — Elton John
I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really… — Joan Collins
Even married people have differences of opinion, I'm told. — Ginger Rogers
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian.… — Chris Rock
I had a family, I had children, I got married. My ambition changed. — Penelope Ann Miller
If you want to find somebody and you want to be married and you want to have children, don't make it a rock star. — Stevie Nicks
Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support. — Khloe Kardashian
I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a… — James Brolin
If Math was a woman, we'd be married already. — Mark Gonzales

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