Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. — Al Goldstein
The idea that relationships are not a strategy is potent; and the sad commentary proceeds to say that often relationships are seen as a strategy,… — Scot McKnight
I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he had already been… — C.D. Payne
The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love. — Samael Aun Weor
In those early days of our relationship though, I always thought that she was so perfect that there had to be a catch. But there… — Ronan O'Brien
The evil of the actual disparity in their ages (and Mr. Woodhouse had not married early) was much increased by his constitution and habits; for… — Jane Austen
There is much made in the psychological literature of the effects of divorce on children, particularly as it comes to their own marriages, lo those… — Eleanor Brown
Seventeen's not so young. A hundred years ago people got married when they were practically our age." "Yeah, that was before electricity and the Internet.… — Jenny Han
When I got married and had a child and went to work, my day was all day, all night. You lose your sense of balance.… — Martha Stewart
Several of our children have married outside my faith. Would I prefer they marry within their religion? Yes, because I know that marrying outside the… — Bernie Siegel
There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the part. I chose that my character hadn't been… — Mark Goddard
I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen. — Robin Tunney
Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had… — Donna Rice Hughes
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. — Katey Sagal
If I had a staff of even one person, or could tolerate a small amphetamine habit, or entertain the possibility of weekly blood transfusions, or… — Lorrie Moore
The married man and the mother of a Christian family, if they are faithful to their obligations, will fulfill a mission that is as great… — Thomas Merton
IT WAS TESS who told me about the crowd going to the all-night dance. We'd been school friends. We'd picked mushrooms and pretended to have… — Edna O'Brien
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. — Carrie Snow
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you get right back… — Joe J. Christensen
Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage — Marion D. Hanks
If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us. — G-Dragon
Being smart young men, they say to themselves, "I want to get married, have a family, and I understand my wife wants to work too.… — Vicki Donlan
Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that? — L. Ron Hubbard
I haven't decided when I'll get married, — Ranbir Kapoor

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