Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married. — Nick Vujicic
Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another. — Unknown Author
There were 117 psychoanalysts on the Pan Am flight to Vienna and I'd been treated by at least six of them. And married a seventh. — Erica Jong
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in… — Jim Gaffigan
I think the reason I've been able to keep making music is because I'm not married, I don't have kids. — Juliana Hatfield
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. — Robert Breault
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking. — Robert Breault
Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan. — Quentin Crisp
Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical,… — Socrates
I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. — Virginia Cary Hudson
Earlier, my priority was only work. I worked like a dog before I got married. After marriage, once you have a baby, time management is… — Kajol
All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive… — S. J. Perelman
One [television] program was an interminable exploration of the question: can a woman with a low I.Q. be happily married to a man with a… — Kurt Vonnegut
It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst. — Logan Pearsall Smith
I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the… — Lord Chesterfield
You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like. — Geraldine Ferraro
The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper. — Geraldine Ferraro
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
American married life is the doormat to the whorehouse. — John Steinbeck
To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise. — Norman Mailer
I was just on the edge of getting married, and I was frenzied at the prospect of this great step in my life after having… — Ian Fleming
I am married to someone I love. — Joseph Epstein
I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, things were fine, then… — Fred Couples
I didn't want to get married - I thought it was like a cult! It seemed so conservative and unnatural. — Alicia Silverstone
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period. — Claudette Colbert

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