Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error or excess. — Diana Trilling
To some people, the fact that I am not married, or don't have children, would be the reason I have written a book on punctuation. — Lynne Truss
Most people marry their mother. I married my father. — Wayne Gretzky
Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set… — Bob Newhart
I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get… — Amanda Bynes
I'd rather go to Vietnam than get married. — Joe Namath
If one had to worry about one's actions in respect of other people's ideas, one might as well be buried alive in an antheap or… — Aleister Crowley
My parents were sixty years married. — Roddy Doyle
It's the cynics who never get married. — Jay McInerney
Even when I was a grown woman, he [Father] would leave me on the edge of hysteria in all our arguments: though I married and… — Maureen Howard
In rural areas the majority of the victims of violent crime know their assailants (indeed, are probably married to them); in cities, the killer and… — Jonathan Raban
You can't get married to any one particular plan. That is the biggest lesson I learned at PayPal. — Max Levchin
There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me. — Adam Levine
It's no accident that I'm not married and don't have kids yet. — Shemar Moore
I married a woman who's not going to take anything. No slips. She's very accountable, and she holds me very accountable. — Joe Nichols
I'm married. Who cares about me? — Li Na
I would rather have gotten married than have a Hollywood contract. — Jennifer O'Neill
After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped. — Kenzaburo Oe
I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once. — Sinead O'Connor
Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator. — Joni Mitchell
I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me. — Marilyn Quayle
I knew Otto Kahn [According to the Figaro, Mr. Kahn on first going to America was a clerk in the firm of Speyer and Company,… — Denis Fahey
If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful… — Brian Littrell
Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup' - that's where… — Dylan Lauren
If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise. — Eva LaRue

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