Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

My cousins and I used to play Beatle wives. We all wanted to be married to Paul, but John was O.K. too. None of us… — Ann Hood
The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large… — Adriana Trigiani
When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married! — Jennifer Ellison
Lots of neat Christian boys, not a lot of Godly men. And we are working our tails off for you to try to develop some… — Matt Chandler
I don't think it's easy to be married to anyone. — Jada Pinkett Smith
Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason. — Ariel Gore
Once you get married, women are still implicitly expected to do the majority of the housework and take care of any future children. — Jessica Valenti
The tragedy of government welfare programs is not just wasted taxpayer money but wasted lives. The effects of welfare in encouraging the break-up of low-income… — Michael Tanner
Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer. — Katharine Whitehorn
I'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die. — Charles XII of Sweden
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake… — Jerry Lawler
Bobby and I were married in 1954 and by now we know that anger does not mean "I don't love you" or "I want a… — Bernie Siegel
In my view, the future of politics is, without a doubt, social liberalism married to economic conservatism. Which means we have to make an economic… — Louise Mensch
If the court strikes down the Defense of Marriage Act, is that a 'liberal' result enabling gay couples married in states where gay marriage is… — Jeff Greenfield
But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge. — Philip Massinger
A married philosopher belongs to comedy. — Friedrich Nietzsche
There are few wives so perfect as not to give their husbands at least once a day good reason to repent of ever having married,… — Jean de la Bruyere
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day. — George Bernard Shaw
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are… — Mignon McLaughlin
A woman's long hair symbolizes that she submits to God's plan and to the family leadership of her husband. It is her glory. It is… — David K. Bernard
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day. — Phyllis Diller
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. — Woody Allen
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks. — Bob Hope
The nineteenth-century wave of feminism was started by older women who had been through the radicalizing experience of getting married and becoming the legal chattel… — Gloria Steinem
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. — Margaret Cho

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