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Making Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high…
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching…
- And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
- Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
- Baby carrots are making me gay.
- Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
- I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
- Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
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