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- Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
- Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
- African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out. They…
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are…
- It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
- Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's…
- Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
- When we make mistakes they call it evil
- In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the…
- The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
- Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to…
- I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out…
- When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with…
- Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an…
- I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use…
- If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that…
- Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.Our mistakes…
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